Ja, Hisako isn't very good at seduction.^.^


Howard upon recieving the Uryen;

Howard: CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAVE MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Amana: WTF!? O_0

Akiko Kiyota tries to squeeze herself into the little narrow bathroom window, as Soji Abe just stands there, watching.

Akiko: Ahh! dam! I'm stuck >___<!
Soji: Need some help?
Akiko: Yes!

Soji shurgs, and pushes her by giving a forced push behind Akiko's butt, making her squeeze through.

Akiko: x___x; Thanks...
Soji: :] You're welcome

Kyoya tries to escape from the policeman by running over him with the car.

Kyoya: Die!!!

Kyoya runs over the policeman, knocks him out.

Kyoya: Yay!!... uh oh... nooo!! What have I done! D:

He leaves the car and walks close to the policeman's body.

Kyoya: Are you alright? D: I'm sorry for running over with the car... but you started shooting at me... may I ask why?

Kyoya doesn't get any answers back, and begins to slap the policeman's face.

Kyoya: Wake up already >.< I said I am sorry, you can stop pretending that you're dead!

The policeman's body doesn't move a muscle, like he was all dead.

Kyoya: Oh my god, oh my god oh my god >____> he's dead D:! I don't want to end up in jail! T___T I am too young!... I must take mouth to mouth method...

The policeman stands up slowly, as he was alive. Kyoya stands up too.

Kyoya: Yay! you're alive! God you scared me! >____< Anyway... want me to call an ambulance? :]

The policeman just grins, and aims his gun at Kyoya wile laughing crazy.

Kyoya: O_____O;.... oh uh....

Kyoya Suda is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. And to tell his story, we hired that drunk shibito cop.

Kyoya: It was really late at night when I witnessed a ceremony.

Shibito: [sings random part of Hoshingoeika]

Kyoya: I heard some gunshots and ran for my life.

Shibito: bang! bang!

Kyoya: I found some keys and ran over the guy that was shooting.

Shibito: Aaaahhh!

Kyoya: Luckily, I called Geico and they talked me through how to hide the body and save some hospital fees.

Shibito: I got him back anyway...

Geico, real service, real savings.

A Shibito'd-Tomoko hears Harumi, who is sneaking past her "Bedroom".

Tomoko: My Loli senses are tingling!